Giddy up cowboys and horse girls! This week we canter on over to Heartland, the CBC’s longest running and most boring drama. We give you the skinny on the three wildest episodes we can find and delve into the dark political machinations of the Heartland universe. Come for the useless foals and cougar executions, stay for the eco-friendly pipelines and Saudi princes.
Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their newest album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.
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Chance and Jesse start today’s show by officially denouncing Kanye “Ye” West. We are the only members of the pod brave enough to take...
Jesse acts as a cooler Morpheus this week, offering us a choice between 3 poison pills. First we pop a benzo and journey through...
Jesse takes us on a deep dive into the sordid history of Kingston’s Prison for Women, from the inhuman conditions to, of course, CIA...
